Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Rude!

Funny story from my professor....


A Good Comeback

A defense attorney was cross‑examining a police officer during a felony trial and it went like this:

            Q.            Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? 

            A.            No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of  the offender running several blocks away.      

Q.            Officer, who provided this description?  

A.            The officer who responded to the scene. 

           Q.            A fellow officer provided the description of this so‑called offender.  Do you trust your fellow officers? 

A.        Yes sir, with my life. 

           Q.            With your life?  Then let me ask you this, Officer.  Do you have a locker room in the police station – a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties? 

A.            Yes, sir, I do. 

Q.            And do you have a locker in that room?  

A.            Yes sir, I do. 

Q.            And do you have a lock on your locker?  

A.            Yes sir. 

            Q.            Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers? 

            A.            You see, sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.

With that, the courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

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